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	<title>Paotie&#039;s Green Couch</title>
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		<title>College Football Rankings: Week Eight</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Alabama (7-0) ROLL TIDE ROLL!! Last Sunday, I went to a Christian church and participated in Christian-like activities. You know how there is always some dude or woman who experiences some sort of feelings of divinity and then starts, like, raising their hands sky-high, roll their necks to and fro, and shout really weird [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/10/23/college-football-rankings-week-eight/</link>
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		<title>The Bear and I</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Denver &#8211; Good afternoon, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. Yesterday was a beautiful and sunny day: I went hiking with a few friends of mine and found some waterfalls. I mean, they were not the kinda waterfalls that you&#8217;d see in movies, what with millions of gallons of water gushing over a [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/10/19/the-bear-and-i/</link>
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		<title>College Football Rankings: Week Seven</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Florida (5-0) Last week, Tim Tebow TIM TEBOWED then-#4 Louisiana State, 13-3. You read right: Tim Tebow TIM TEBOWED the Tigers. It was a pretty good game, too. Unnamed and fictional sources tell me that Florida head coach, Urban Meyer, sang Ronnie Milsap&#8217;s song, &#8220;What a Difference You&#8217;ve Made&#8221; to Tim Tebow all week [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/10/15/college-football-rankings-week-seven/</link>
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		<title>College Football Rankings: Week Six</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Denver &#8211; Good afternoon, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. I think I have been watching too many survivalist programs, dude. I mean, I saw this nature-lovin&#8217; program that talked about bears and why they attacked humans, and &#8216;cos I live in Colorado &#8211; where the bears roam free &#8211; I got to [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/10/08/college-football-rankings-week-six/</link>
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		<title>College Football Rankings: Week Five</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Florida (4-0) Last week, Florida quarterback, Tim Tebow, took a wicked shot to the head during the third quarter of a blowout win over Kentucky and suffered a brutal concussion &#8211; in fact, he got knocked the EFF out! So horrible was the knockout that ESPN highlighted the play 482 times in one hour. [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/10/01/college-football-rankings-week-five/</link>
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		<title>Californication: Best Show In Show Biz!</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Denver &#8211; Good morning, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. I was unable to blog for the past two weeks because I suffered a biceps injury after a fight recently. I was walking to the post office one afternoon when an angry, long-limbed tree bumped my chest and said, &#8220;What up, homie?&#8221; And [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/09/28/californication-best-show-in-show-biz/</link>
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		<title>College Football Rankings: Week Two</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Denver &#8211; Good afternoon, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. I watched President Obama&#8217;s speech last night, and I realized that the Republican Party&#8217;s new fight song is now titled, &#8220;You LIE!&#8221; And! Plus! The fact petty politics took over last night in the esteemed, hallowed halls of Congress inspired me so much [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/09/10/college-football-rankings-week-two/</link>
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		<title>2009 College Football Preseason Rankings</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Denver &#8211; Good afternoon, everybody! I hope your summer has been going well. I spent time this summer hiking &#8217;round parts of Colorado, hugged hippies, got grossed out with chicks with hairy armpits and legs, crashed a wine festival and got into a fisticuffs or two. And! Plus! I went fishing and didn&#8217;t catch nuthin&#8217;, [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/08/27/2009-college-football-preseason-rankings/</link>
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		<title>Larry the Tour Guide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I live in a small town in central Colorado. It is the sort of town where everybody knows everyone else, and where everybody knows where everyone lives, too.
A small mountain stream runs through the town, which causes confusion whenever run-down rental properties of the worst kind are advertised as, “WATERFRONT PROPERTY.” There are no sandy [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/05/21/larry-the-tour-guide/</link>
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		<title>Carrie Prejean: Beauty in the Eye of the Beholder</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Top of the morn’!
How are you today, ma’dears?
Yesterday was a delightfully and marvelously warm day. Paotie and I spent most of the day outside, chatting with friends around town. My garden is also finally drying up and the shoots have been growing stronger with each passing day – I am pleased about that.
Anyway, we have [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.paotie.tv/2009/05/07/carrie-prejean-beauty-in-the-eye-of-the-beholder/</link>
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