College Football Rankings: Week Eight

1. Alabama (7-0) ROLL TIDE ROLL!! Last Sunday, I went to a Christian church and participated in Christian-like activities. You know how there is always some dude or woman who experiences some sort of feelings of divinity and then starts, like, raising their hands sky-high, roll their necks to and fro, and shout really weird things? Yah, well .. I did it, too. I mean, when the preacher finished a prayer, and right before everybody else went, “Ahh-men,” I yelled, “ROLL TIDE ROLL! HaHa!” True biz! Perhaps. Last week, the Tide CRUSHED #22 South Carolina, 20-6. Tide hosts Tennessee (3-3) this Saturday. Alabama 28, Tennessee 10.

2. Florida (6-0) Everybody thought Florida and Tim Tebow would TIM TEBOW Arkansas last Saturday, but it didn’t happen. Instead, Arkansas kept the game close by sacking Tim Tebow lots and lots as the Gators eked out a 23-20 win. One of these days, Florida’s offensive line has to start protecting Tim Tebow better or else Tim Tebow will get TIM TEBOWED and Florida’s season will be TIM TEBOWED. True biz! Up next: hosts Mississippi State (3-4). Florida 38, Mississippi State 9.

3. Texas (6-0) Lawrdy! Lawrdy! Lawrdy! Texas’ game with #20 Oklahoma last Saturday was a game for the ages: it was a nail-biting’-sitting’-at-the-edge-of-the-couch kind of game. It was the type of game that epitomizes college football: a hard-fought game. A terrific game. A fantastic game, even. Unfortunately, I did not see the game. True biz! The Longhorns travel to Missouri (4-2) so expect a good, ol’ Texas beat down: Texas 48, Missouri 24.

4. Cincinnati (6-0) The Bearcats steamrolled past South Florida last week, 34-17. I once almost met Pete Rose in Las Vegas during a shopping trip at Caesar’s Palace. In fact, I was excited at the opportunity to meet baseball’s “Mr. Hustle,” but upon discovering that I would have to buy an expensive piece of baseball crap just for Mr. Rose’s autograph, I felt .. well, hustled. So, I did not meet Pete Rose. And that is all I have to say about that. Cincinnati hosts Louisville (2-4) this weekend – expect the Bearcats’ to win, 42-15.

5. Boise State (6-0) The boys of Boise State will be making noise as they travel to Hawaii (2-4). Boys make noise, especially when there are hot blonde chicks around. Or hot brunettes. Or hot, exotic chicks from Hawaii. Boise State is in Idaho, where people have skin the color of potatoes. True biz! Anyway, the point here is that BCS rankings computer formulas frown upon close games, so if Boise State wants the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow, then they need to CRUSH Hawaii this weekend. Sorry, no hot blonde chicks for you boys from Idaho this weekend. Boise State 44, Hawaii 24.

6. Iowa (7-0) I-owe-wha?! is surging after desposing of Wisconsin last week, 20-10. So far, the Pittsburgh Steelers of college football are playing inspired football as the Hawkeyes head into the middle of their conference schedule. Hawkeye on M*A*S*H* was one of my favorite television characters as a kid. What would Hawkeye say about I-owe-wha?! and their season? “Lawrdy, Lawrdy! Lawrdy!” Iowa 30, Michigan State (4-3) 10.

7. Texas Christian (6-0) A 44-6 smashing of Colorado State last weekend proved to doubters that TCU is a legitimate, Top 10 team. In fact, we will find out if God likes Christians more than Mormons: TCU is at #13 BYU (6-1) this weekend in a Religious Rivalry. This is the sort of game that God cannot choose sides, or else he risks a Republican yelling, “You LIE!” Surely, God will nut up -  in fact, lots of people seem to be sayin’ stuff like lately – and pick the Christians to win for a replay of last year’s TCU win. TCU 13, BYU 6.

8. USC (5-1) The Pretty Boys of college football barely sailed past #25 Notre Dame, 34-27, last Saturday. That was a game I did not watch, unfortunately, but I was there – in spirit. Yes. Yes. Indeed. The Trojans have been playing with a greater sense of urgency (though it seemed to disappear in the latter stages of the Notre Dame game), and the Trojans are still on the outside-looking-in for a shot at the national championship. Meanwhile, the Trojans host Oregon State (4-2) this weekend, and expect a blowout – that is their only real chance of improving their rankings. USC 55, OSU 1.

9. LSU (5-1) The Tigers were idle last week. This Saturday, LSU hosts a suddenly-imploding Auburn (5-2) team that lost to Kentucky last week by a lopsided score. A really, really lopsided score. Okay, maybe it wasn’t so lopsided. But it seems lopsided, aigh’t? I mean, Auburn lost to Kentucky, for goodness’ sake! Saturday, LSU will try to prove they are recovered from the loss to #2 Florida two weeks ago, while Auburn tries to recover their early season and undefeated form. But losin’ to Kentucky? C’mon, dude. Expect the Tigers to win. Mark my words! LSU 31, Auburn 0.

10. Oregon (5-1) The Ducks were idle last week. I always liked the Oregon uniforms: they are green. Lots and lots of green on their uniforms means that I am a fan of Oregon football. Yes. Yes. Indeed. Like PAC 10 rival, #8 USC, Oregon needs to run up the score on teams they play: college football rankings computers give bonuses to teams that win games by more than 50 points – that is a fact! Unfortunately for Oregon, they host a tough Washington (3-4) team that kicked USC off the unbeaten pedestals of college football earlier this season. Expect a close blow-out. Oregon 44, Washington 28.

11. Georgia Tech (6-1) Last week, the YellowJackets clipped #15 Virginia Tech, 28-23 in a close game that I did not watch, neither. And to my surprise – and everyone else’s, too – the Yellowjackets shoved Virginia Tech aside and said, “Lawrdy, Lawrdy, Lawrdy – bring us Virginia!” Yes, indeed. Georgia Tech travels to Virginia (3-3) this weekend, and expect the Yellowjackets to continue their winning ways. Did you know Virginia lost to William & Mary, 26-14, on September 5? Do you even know what the mascot is for William & Mary? It is called, “Tribe.” William & Mary Tribe. Weird, dude. Georgia Tech 38, Virginia 6.

12. Oklahoma State (5-1) In beating Missouri 33-17 last week, the Creamsicle Cowboys proved that their early season loss to #18 Houston may have been a fluke. The Cowboys seem to be firing on all cylinders without suspended star receiver, Dez Bryant, and ain’t no reason to expect the Cowboys to falter without Bryant as the season winds down. Cowboys host Baylor (3-3) this Saturday. OSU 28, Baylor 3.

13. BYU (6-1) The Mormons trounced San Diego State last week, 38-28. I once went to San Diego and played golf at the nearby and fabled Torrey Pines golf course, and scored a 71 on the South course. Whenever people on golf courses inquire about my handicap, I always tell ‘em, “I am deaf.” And then they always reply, “Ahh .. so that is why you are so good at golf!” Yes. Yes. Indeed. BYU hosts #7 TCU this weekend in a Mormon Grudge Match: TCU 44, BYU 38.

14. Texas Tech (5-2) Every year, Texas Tech produces high-octane offenses with quarterbacks that never make lasting careers in the NFL. Why do Texas Tech quarterbacks not do so well in the NFL? It is the system. Texas Tech’s offensive system is the envy of college football, and after a slow start, the Red Raiders are becoming systematically rowdy down in Lubbock: last week, Tech won at Nebraska in a wild shoot-out, 33-10. This Saturday, Tech hosts Texas A&M (3-3) in Lubbock. Texas Tech 888, Texas A&M 42.

15. Virginia Tech (5-2) Last week: lost at #11 Georgia Tech, 28-23.  Idle this weekend. Up next: at North Carolina (4-3).

16. Penn State (6-1) Head coach PapaJoe’s Nittany Lions CRUSHED Minnesota, 20-0. PapaJoe’s team is executing plays well. Yah, well .. like, I’d like to see YOU come up with something interesting to say ’bout them, dude. I mean, their uniforms are awesomely bland. They play conservative offense and defense – predictable stuffs. And yet, year after year, teams repeatedly try to beat PapaJoe’s wisdom and fail. Just like Minnesota did last week. Unfortunately, the Nittany Lions travel to Ann Arbor, MI to face a surging Michigan (5-2) that seems to have overcome early season miscues. Upset Special: Michigan 33, Penn State 31.

17. Utah (5-1) Last week, the Utes went to Nevada-Las Vegas and throttled the Runnin’ Rebels, 35-15. Right about now, we’ve got to start determining what is a blow-out or what is not a blow-out win. If a team wins by 20 points like Utah did, is that a blow-out? Or if a team wins by 50 points, is that a blow-out? Indeed. But do close blow-outs count? I think not. In other words, Utah needs to win by larger margins to creep up the rankings, and unfortunately, pesky Air Force (4-3) comes to town. Expect a low-scoring affair: Utah 33, Air Force 22.

18. Houston (5-1) Houston galloped over Tulane, 44-16, last weekend in a game that few people watched. I didn’t. Did you? Of course not. Anyway, the Cougars host another of God’s teams – Southern Methodist (3-3) – and expect God to not like his own team once again: Houston 55, SMU 7.

19. West Virginia (5-1) The Mountaineers seem to be doing quite well given that former head coach, Rich Rodriguez fled to Michigan, and last weekend’s drubbing of Marshall (24-7) is evidence that Life After Rich is gonna be fine and dandy. And sadly, this week’s opponent – Connecticut – lost a teammate early Sunday morning when a starter was killed during a fight at a school-endorsed/sponsored dance, so there is no telling how the players will respond. But something tells me that both teams will show class and mutual respect, so I will not pick a winner for this game since I believe both will come away as winners.

20. Oklahoma (3-3) Now that quarterback Sam Bradford’s shoulder is done for the season, the Sooners can focus on his replacement, Landry Jones, and get him up to speed. Not that Jones hasn’t been up to speed, having played well in spelling for Bradford, but Jones’ lacks the experience that the veteran brings. Still, for a redshirt freshman, Jones seems to be maturing quickly as the season progresses, and despite the Sooner’s loss to #3 Texas last weekend, much hope remains that the Sooners can still be relevant in the BCS picture. Up next: at Kansas (5-1), which lost to Colorado, 34-30 last week. Colorado, dude. Oklahoma 45, Kansas 14.

21. Ohio State (5-2) Last week, lost at Purdue, 26-18. Up next: host Minnesota (4-3). OSU 28, Minnesota -15.

22. South Carolina (5-2) Last week, lost at #1 Alabama, 20-6. Up next: host Vanderbilt (2-5) South Carolina 36, Vanderbilt 10.

23. Pitt (6-1) Last week: won at Rutgers, 24-17. Up next: host South Florida (5-1). Pitt 27, South Florida 26.

24. South Florida (5-1) Last week: lost at home to #4 Cincinnati, 34-17. Up next: at #23 Pitt (6-1). See above.

25. Notre Dame (5-1) Last week: lost at home to #8 USC, 34-27. Up next: hosts Boston College (5-2) Notre Dame 38, BC 35 (2 OTs)

Paotie’s Upset Special: #16 Penn State vs Michigan I once worked with a guy who played football at Michigan, and the dude had Michigan shirts, hoodies, stocking caps, sweat pants and suits, wrist bands, drapes, socks and a even a car – all yellow and navy blue. Ugly, dude. Anyway, Michigan started the season in slow fashion but lately, optimism has resurfaced in Ann Arbor, and that means trouble for Penn State. Expect a close game and expect Michigan to prevail – a win over a ranked team would mean that the Wolverines may soon return to college football’s elite under Rodriguez’s tenure. Michigan 33, Penn State 31.

Be good .. or be good at it.

:)

Paotie

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University of Idaho Vandal will play against Boise St. Vandal is currently 6-1.

I got my MS degree at Univ. of Idaho and, yes, I actually did an oral defense of my thesis when, according to one stalker, said that it was not possible to defend an oral defense at the master level. I’m fond of Univ. of Idaho. I enjoyed my years there more than I did at Gallaudet. LOL. I mean at the intellectual level.

McConnell ..

What was Idaho like? I have little knowledge of Idaho, beyond a certain and famous golf course there, and the fact that potatoes are grown there lots.

Also, I saw the stalker stalkin’ you about your master’s oral defense – I thought you handled it very well, too.

Paotie

Ahhh….we sure miss Okla Sam Bradford! Pleeeze come back, Lord Red Voldemort!

I wanna to give a big hug to Ann_C.! I know she must have gone through……

Off the point…..just thought you’d like to know….go to
http://eyefirevlogs.com/eyefire2/?p=103

He just is being obtained the transcript! oooooh! We’ll see.

White Ghost

Univ. of Idaho is located in Moscow, Idaho. A small town near the edge of a mountain forest but in the middle of rolling hills that were once sand dunes. The setting is great out in the rural environment. I’m not the city type. As for Idaho, I am more familiar in the northern panhandle of Idaho than the southern Idaho where the potatoes are grown. Though I have been to southern Idaho as part of my work with the Idaho Geological Survey.

Yeah, I did a 2 hour oral thesis defense at the master level and the idiot tells me that such a defense doesnt’ exist at the master level?? WTF? I bust out laughing when that person said that. Absolutely no idea talking like that.

Mike, Ahh, same stalker you mentioned in your post a while back? Typically when someone disagrees with you all the time and keep badgering you, this person must really like you a lot. The person probably Just doesn’t know how to express her feelings appropriately? ;) Maybe you should go sweet on this person, flatter her and see what happens.

Been to Idaho, only a drive through. Headed up to Yellow Stone via Utah. South Eastern Idaho is beautiful. If you like mountains, you’ll like Idaho. Utah is just as beautiful too. All of Rockies has its own beauty, although I’ve never been to Oregon or Washington State.

Gina

I am sad to know that Okla’s QB Sam Bradford will have a shoulder surgery and will enter NFL draft. I wish he should stay in Okla for another year. He owes Okla so much…..

Mike Mcconnell — ha, ha, ha, I know what your’e thinking…..that idiot would say “wow…what a smart you are.” I laughed so hard what you said.

White Ghost

Gina, good gawd, no! I’m married! As they say, do not feed the troll.

WG, makes ya wonder. And this is a hearing person getting a PhD in the field of psychology!

Mike, you’re absolutely right about not feeding the trolls. That much, I’ll agree. However, I am finding too often that there are people that do not care if one is married or not. Also,I have notice, this is not necessarily the norm, but – have notice that those that majored in Psychology tend to have their own quirks that fits whatever is listed in DSM IV. Any notion that one who have majored in Psychology is as sane as one can be, is not always true. (just an observation of mine)

Gina

Mike — Yeah, it’s like “whoooopeee!”

Saw your blog and “USS Deafhood” along with a fat man who just ate some junk food. His chew like a cow. The little boat is gonna capsize! That’s hilarious!

White Ghost

Gina,

That’s what I’ve observed as well of others who have studied in the field of psychology who seem to think they have a literary license to psycho-analyze everyone while at the same time think they’re immune to their own Ids and super-egos. Especially if a person is the number one poster, hearing and addicted to a deaf forum as way to somehow satisfy his/her own massive ID complex and needs.

“In a healthy person, according to Freud, the ego is the strongest so that it can satisfy the needs of the id, not upset the superego, and still take into consideration the reality of every situation. Not an easy job by any means, but if the id gets too strong, impulses and self gratification take over the person’s life. If the superego becomes to strong, the person would be driven by rigid morals, would be judgmental and unbending in his or her interactions with the world. You’ll learn how the ego maintains control as you continue to read.”
http://allpsych.com/psychology101/ego.html

mcconnell

Interesting reading! I almost majored in Psychology. (lol) And what I just read pretty much explains why some people are the way they are. Sounds familiar with what I’ve seen else where in the deaf blogosphere, and what I’ve seen in real life too. (not that deaf blogosphere isn’t real life, but….sigh) Thanks for sharing! :) And in regards to your stalker, yeah, that would explain that too.

Gina

Hi y’all!

Well, Oklahoma’s got a freshman team, more or less, they’ve got a learning curve to do. Wait another year or two, WG. Surprised that Okla. State is doing well in the rankings so far.

I think, Mike, I told ya once about a sis-in-law (PhD in psychology) who started out psycho-analyzing her relatives and I told her in no uncertain terms that I’m not your paying client, thank-you-veddy-much. This stalker is a hearing, you know this for sure? What in the hell is she doing in a deaf forum? I mean, I’ve followed this forum you’ve been posting articles in, Mike, but there is no indication as to whether this stalker is hearing or deaf. I guess I’m clueless as far as this part is concerned. Goodness, she comes off like a S-M dominatrix out to subdue her prey, lol.

Ann, contact me.

Today, I posted several comments and almost immediately my “pet shadow” comes in right behind me.

mcconnell

Ann_C.

Ahhhhh, (my tongue comes out and wiggly), ahhhh!

I’ve been too nice to you. ;-)

White Ghost

Yep, like moths to a flame. See what I mean?

mcconnell

Egad! Seein’ is believin’!

Gina

Hey dude! Where’d you go? I was surfing and saw a link to your site. I still remember that awesome bear story you shared with us a couple of months back. Hope all is well….and Happy New Year!!! :)



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