Denver – Good morning, everybody! I hope you have been doing well. I was unable to blog for the past two weeks because I suffered a biceps injury after a fight recently. I was walking to the post office one afternoon when an angry, long-limbed tree bumped my chest and said, “What up, homie?” And then I replied, “Ehh?” And then the tree was like .. all up in my business, yo! And then the tree flashed me some gangsta signs and then I replied, “Dude, I am deaf, you just called yo’Mamma a ‘ho!”

True biz!

GOOD TIMES! GREAT VIBRATIONS!

Anyway .. I was gonna blog last week but there were problems with my blog’s server so I decided to just browse around online – I was a spectator in a spectator’s sport. It was kinda fun, ya’know? Sometimes, I enjoy reading various blogs and their comment sections ‘cos it is different than being a blogger, if ya’know what I’m saying.

The biceps are better though the bruise is still there – at least I can extend my arm without much discomfort compared to two weeks ago (I sprained my biceps during a grappling exercise to escape armbars). For a while though, I had to walk around with my hands permanently stuck into my pants’ pockets because to bend my arms meant to suffer waves of endless spasms – not cool.

Sheeeeeet happens, ya’know?

So .. did all ya’ll see last night’s episode of Californication on Showtime? If you did not, then I suggest you catch upcoming episodes (click here for the programming schedule) and soon. If you did see last night’s episode, “Wish You Were Here,” then you were in for a treat.

Hank Moody RULES!

Yes, I confess to living vicariously through Moody’s travels, what with his neverending sexual escapades and conquests, but what I like most about Moody is the fact he does not bite his tongue. I mean, he is the cunning linguist that millions of men across America have always fantasized about at one time or another in their lives. And when I say that, I mean it: the capacious wordplay that defines Moody week-in and week-out is legendary. In fact, I wish the world was a bit more like Moody’s, in which verbal comebacks were laden with heavy doses of humor, often sordidly and cynical, and he provides unapologetic comic relief in the most bizarre and depressing situations.

So .. I don’t wanna spoil last night’s espisodes for those of you who have not watched it yet, so I shall say no’mo. The third season of Californication promises to be exciting with the addition of some major Hollywood stars, such as Kathleen Turner and rock and roller Rick Springfield, among others. Also this season features a gay man who has a crush on Moody, which adds to Moody’s sex-always-on-the-mind tribulations.

Paotie’s PostScript: Unfortunately, I updated the title fonts this morning, and discovered that the update screwed up the title font. Every time I upgrade/update my blog a new, damn problem crops up!

WORDPRESS DEVELOPERS HEED MY WORDS: Please .. please try to make your upgrades more user-friendly ‘cos some of us don’t wanna waste an inordinate amount of time tinkering with codes, man.

Geesh.

Be good .. or be good at it.

Paotie