Stayin’ Alive with Tight Girlie Pants
Denver – Good morning, everybody! If you have not yet heard, you probably need to HEAD FOR THE HILLS! Bad economy got you behind on mortgage payments? HEAD FOR THE HILLS! Lost your job and no way to keep the wife happy? HEAD FOR THE HILLS! Worried about swine flu hysteria? HEAD FOR THE HILLS! Are you a Republican? HEAD FOR THE HILLS! Are you a hot, blonde Christian chick from California who likes to pose verily sexily? HEAD FOR THE HILLS (but take a left at the first stop sign, then go up to High Street, and then take a right – straight to my place)!
GOOD TIMES! GREAT VIBRATIONS!
HaHa!
Anyway .. I was hanging out with my friends yesterday and I happened to notice several males wearing tight pants while they skateboarded. For years, men who wore tight pants were masculine-like men who also wore massive cowboy hats, had handle-bar mustaches, and wore black leather at gay bars with names like, The Ranch.
Not anymore.
I guess the fashion trend for males is to wear girlie pants, though I admit that I used to wear girlie pants myself – but not that tight! I used to buy jeans from clothing exchange stores because I have always liked worn-out jeans and would rather buy them worn-out than brand new, and the women’s jeans were usually in the best worn-out condition (read: not completely shredded with holes massive enough to see undies and sheeeeeet like that).
And I want to pay tribute today to those dudes who wear tight girlie pants – if you are one of those dudes who wear tight girlie pants, then I suggest you pay careful attention to the singing pants in the video below to see what YOU look like. As for everyone else, well .. I like the song.
I like it because everybody seems to hate DISCO!
Groovy!
Be good .. or be good at it.
Paotie
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Lol. Truly funny!
Hey, Video not captioned?
HEAD FOR THE HILLS!
Think low-rider or baggy pants have worn out their welcome…seen too many butt-cracks and underwear peeking over the “waistline” (what waistline? how about crotchline?), ugh. I’ve often wondered how do guys walk with the actual pant crotch down at the knees.
Bee-Gee’s remind me of ol’ college days, sheesh. Par-tay your ass off!
Whew! High Waist Trend Pant! Ugh……I can see it, I can see it!
Don’t forget that you shoulda wear a black leather pant. Try yourself and go outside when the rain comes…….Cross your heart! Then I definitely will see yours! Com’n, Man!
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Aww, how can anyone hate Disco?! I’m not too crazy about a lot of things 80′s but, there were a few things that I did miss!! Going to the bars where they had Disco Lights and Disco Music, is cool! Disco dances are fun to watch! These clogs are cool too! I used to buy clogs from a Clog Shop in Georgetown. These skinny tights, I kind of miss them too, cuz they’re a snap to put on, I even still own two pairs, but they’re strictly for workouts only. Hmm the 70′s were better, for a hard core rocker like me, but, I do miss the 80′s a bit. And, the tight girlie pants for them skater guys, has not hit the Midwest yet!!!!
I live near a Skate Park, so I’d know. 
So, I’m soooo looking forward to that! LOL!
Stayin Alive!!! All time disco classic! And Andy Gibbs sure looks like a caveman!
LOL! I liked your comments on the guys in tight girlie pants. Funny thing, though, I am the very small percentage that LOVES disco & the Bee Gees. In fact, you can find a CD of Donna Summer, the Bee Gees, Saturday Night Fever Soundtrack in my diverse collection.
An additional note, I had a crush on Barry Gibb but Andy Gibb stole my heart. LOL! There are two separate photos out there where both Leif Garrett and Andy Gibb wore ‘skin tight girlie pants’ in their photos and hardly leaves anything left to the imagination.
Kudos to you for wearing girlie pants and being manly enough to admit it.
Jacquie
P.S. – If you haven’t already guessed, I was just a teeny bopper at the time and my pubescent hormones were out of control. LOL! How in the world did I survive?!? Yikes!