Denver – Good morning, everybody! I hope you had a great and governmentally-bailed out Friday. As the mercury continues dropping, snowstorms ravage the northwest, bury the Midwest, and pound the northeastern parts of the United States, global warming experts are filing for unemployment in record numbers! They are alarmed! They are outraged! And they will appear before Congress on Wednesday to request a bailout of the floundering global warming alarmist industry!

I swear to God – put your hands on a stack of Bibles!

And say, “Got-damn! It really hurts to raise my waxed eyebrows!”

Hot-damn!

Anyway .. as the few remaining Green Couch readers know, I am a desert boy living in Colorado and snow is forever a novelty for me. The last time it snowed, I built (another) snow structure and then CRUSHED it with my 1977 Dodge Ramcharger 4×4.

GOOD TIMES! GREAT VIBRATIONS!

I did a little a web crawling and found a few sites for ya’ll to check out today.

• MSN Weather
• Weather Channel
• Long Island Weather
• ABC News
• Snow in Las Vegas
• Terri’s Snow Wallopin’ in Wisconsin
• Candy’s “Let It Snow!”

A time elapse video of a snowstorm in Denver in 2006 – cool!

And here’s another cool video titled, “Snow Storm”:

See you later, gators ..

Paotie