Denver – Now that the b/vlogging awards are over and people can get back to b/vlogging about their favorite sodas and telephone companies, it’s time Paotie’s Green Couch does the same, too. And since AGBad shoved their own foot deep inside their arse, I have one thing to say about the whole fuss – but you’ll have to keep on reading to find out more.

Anyway, glad everybody who went to the 2007 Deafhood Awards show arrived home safely. From what I can tell, the conference was mostly about how great it is to read Paotie’s Green Couch and how everyone wished Paotie was there at the Deafhood awards because things were going too well and slow.

Next year, I just might go to the 2008 Deafhood B/Vlogging Awards show! Let it be known now: Paotie may go to the awards next year!

Or not!

Although, to be quite honest with you, if the editors personally funded my airfare, plus hotel and accompanying massages at the hotel’s spa, and hired hot, blonde chicks with pink lips and “tight” jeans and pink sweaters to spoon-feed me Fruity Pebbles, then I just might go.

HaHa!

A lot of you are probably going:

WTF!?!

FTS!

Anyway, I apologize to you readers expecting the Emotional Internet article, which I had previously said would be out yesterday (Monday). I have been busy updating the article to reflect the angry burps that lots of Deaf people had after the Super Bowl. Like, you know, they were wondering what happened to the “Deaf” commercial that was supposed to be playing in never-ending-loops in a small, humanoid box on the lower right side of your television screen during the Super Bowl.

A lot of people were asking:

WTF!?!

And then saying ..

FTS!

I admit I missed most of the game because I was talking to a woman about my snowboarding trip. She was a petite and thin, blonde woman who wore a denim skirt, long black boots, and a tight, pink sweater. Of course she reminded me of the Pink Crowd here at Paotie’s Green Couch. And what really caught my eye was the constant smacking of her lips as she sipped a margarita.

And so I had asked her, “Are you by chance from Italy? Is your name Jodi?” and she looked at me weirdly before I explained, “See, you remind me of a friend I kinda know who lives in another country but I have never met her but I know a bit about her ‘cos her young son received this cutsie text-message from a cutsie girl who had ‘zapped’ him.” Of course, the woman didn’t know what “zapped” meant and neither did Paotie, although for some odd reason, Paotie’s mind was stuck on the word, “fix” as in “fixin’.”

See .. Paotie is causing a ruckus out by the Mediterranean Sea and has even been called a PIG in Italian! Apparently, someone saw a comment I left at Jodi’s blog, and did the same thing lots of you readers did earlier today, too:

Ask ..

WTF!?!

And then say ..

FTS!

HaHa!

Keeping up? C’mon! Have a little fun today! It’s snowing out here and everything is shut down. I took my truck out for a ride earlier this morning and spun around town without a hard top or even a soft-top, except the bikini was doing just fine. And then I did a 360 directly in front of a po-lice officer and he laughed as I gave him the thumbs up signal.

Gawrsh! I love being Deaf!

HaHa!

Anyway, now to AGBad: shame on AG Bell Foundation for promoting diversity and inclusion! What a terrible idea! In fact, it was a stupid idea to proclaim that the Pepsi ad was a joke! Blasphemy!

A lot of you will be doing this (again):

WTF!?!

And then ..

FTS!

And remember what happened last week?

DO NOT COME BACK HERE!

Well, lots of you came back anyway, and you know what? I think that is soooooo cool! You know why? Because I am anti-authority! I am a preppie! I wear my polo shirt collars straight up to my neck; and my head is shaved clean; and I have a “racy” little tattoo of Snoopy on my arse. I am a preppie without a cause who needs a cause!

HaHa!

So are all ya’ll – especially those of you who disregarded my message of:

DO NOT COME BACK HERE

Okay! You all have a great day today! Sorry I didn’t really post anything with any meaning in today’s article, but at least I hope some of you got a chuckle. And I hope some of you really did go ..

WTF!!?

And then go ..

FTS!

*laughs*

See ya’ll tomorrow!

Be good .. or be good at it.

Paotie